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Tuesday, December 3, 2019
Lament for Astrid
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
More Musical Clickbait
They land in a small town in Canada. But they weren't expecting THAT MANY planes at the airport or THAT welcome! We're CRYING!
His therapist told him to write himself a letter. You WON'T BELIEVE what happens when people read it! Share. Like. Spread this EVERYWHERE!
Ex-nun helps decorated naval captain and his seven children DEFY orders from his superiors!
I've been wrong all this time! THIS is why the Lord created men!
You won't believe how this con man seduces this librarian!
38 planes that landed in Gander that day (and 21 that landed in St. John's)
She decides to marry her boss. What happens next will make you sing!
Her ambitions as a writer are ASTONISHING!
They put out the call for help. When Brooklyn responds? I'm SHOCKED!
Displaced by a TORNADO, she uses THIS WEIRD TRICK to get home!
They just ease on down the road to reach their goal!
Jealous uncle USURPS the throne! What happens next? Hakuna matata!
10 guys who want to BRING DOWN the Sharks (and 10 who want to bring down the Jets)
Sunday, February 3, 2019
Dear Steven Sauke
Dear Steven Sauke,
Sunday, March 18, 2018
The Rise of French Musicals
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THE RISE OF FRENCH MUSICALS
For 134 years, America has had musicals. Great Britain has had them for a much shorter time, but in both nations, particularly on Broadway and London's West End, they have become immensely popular. Relatively recently, another nation has entered the realm of writing musicals. This paper will discuss the rise of musicals in France, starting from the early heritage long before the musical, as we know it today, was invented, and coming up to the present, as the most recent French musical has possibly started to change the formerly negative views of the French toward the art form.
In the 17th Century, Molière wrote his plays, which had an influence on today's musicals. He started writing plays which required more talent than in the past. He used satire. For example, certain of his characters were easily recognizable as specific real people. More importantly, he put music in his plays. In all but one play, he worked with composer Jean-Baptiste Lully to make a musical play. In such plays as The Bores (1661), Monsieur de Pourgeaugnac (1669) and Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme (1670), they used the harpsichord as the principal instrument (Flinn 44) with 5-string instruments, bassoons, flutes and oboes (Flinn 45).
In the early 19th Century, composers in Italy started to incorporate speaking lines in their operas, thus creating a new genre of opera, called opera buffa in Italian. This kind of opera soon became quite popular in Paris, where it became known as opéra bouffe or opéra comique. Donizetti's The Daughter of the Regiment was particularly popular in Paris in 1840. Many composers started writing "light" (one-act) operas, and the operetta was born (Citron 33). The first was Jacques Offenbach's Orphée aux Enfers (Orpheus in the Underworld). As Stephen Citron states in his book The Musical from the Inside Out, "Gone were the tragic arias and the high drama; they were replaced by shorter, wittier, less florid songs. Lively dance, (in this particular work, the famous can-can) displaced arty ballet" (33). In 1858, a government-sanctioned limit of one act and two roles on operas was lifted, and the operas and operettas got longer (Flinn 59-60).
The composer Hervé wrote musical plays to perform as therapy for the inmates of the Hôpital Bicêtre. He was so well received that he was appointed conductor at the Théâtre du Palais Royal, and he soon began to write longer plays. During that same time period, his colleague Offenbach wrote his first two-act musical play Orphée aux Enfers, which we have already mentioned. It became immensely popular in Paris. He worked with Henri Meilhac and Ludovic Halévy, who Denny Flinn calls in his book Musical! A Grand Tour "the first legitimate librettists" (61). In the past, the composer had written the lyrics as well, but that was now done by Meilhac and Halévy. They wrote "solos, duets, trios, quartets, chorus scenes, and dances" (Flinn 61). In his 25 years of composing, Offenbach wrote over 90 operettas, many of which had a political focus.
With the end of Offenbach's composing years came a new rising star in the composing field. Charles Lecocq started writing romantic operetta, and soon the Parisians decided they liked amour better than politics and satire in their operetta (Flinn 61).
Opera and operetta continued with Wagner's record 16-hour Der Ring des Nibelungen, written between 1853 and 1874 in Germany (Flinn 66) and Gilbert and Sullivan's numerous operetta, among them H.M.S. Pinafore, The Mikado and The Pirates of Penzance, written in England approximately between 1875 and 1896 (Flinn 67-77). Some of Gilbert and Sullivan's operetta were performed in the United States, and soon a new genre was born: the musical.
In 1866, a melodrama by the name of The Black Crook was performed in the US, and it was received poorly. A new idea came about. Maybe if they were to add music and dancing, it would be more popular. Groseppi Operti arranged the music, wrote some of it, and collected the rest from music stores. They arranged dances and planned a big spectacle (Flinn 81-82). Now all they needed was dancers. Enter the French. Yes, the French were involved in America's first musical. A troupe of Parisian ballerinas were on board a ship for the US to perform a ballet at New York's Academy of Music. Unfortunately for them, the theater burned down while they were on the ship, and when they arrived, they had no place to perform. However, this fire and the displaced French troupe turned out to be fortunate for the people who were working on The Black Crook. It now had dancers, and the French dancers had The Black Crook, a chance to show off their footwork for the Américains (Citron 38). The 5½ hour musical was a hit (Flinn 82). Sure, the Church blasted it (rightly so, in my opinion) because of nudity or near nudity, but the United States had succeeded in inventing a new kind of play. Thus was born the musical (Flinn 84). More musicals followed, the next popular one being Show Boat in 1926 (Flinn 175).
For several decades, the US was the only nation who was doing musicals, until Great Britain started to follow suit in the 60s with such musicals as Oliver! by Lionel Bart and the original version of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The 70s brought the rock operas, a new kind of musical. In England, Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote his popular musical Jesus Christ Superstar, while in France, two men by the names of Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg composed their first musical, a rock opera: La Révolution Française.
La Révolution Française
Starmania/Tycoon
Les Misérables
Miss Saigon
Martin Guerre
Notre-Dame de Paris
Works Cited and Consulted
- 5th Avenue Presents. "Claude-Michel Schönberg." Martin Guerre: The Official Program of the 5th Avenue Theatre Company. 11.4 (2000):8.
- Boublil, Alain. From Madame Chrysanthemum to Miss Saigon. 10 Feb 2000 <http://miss-saigon.com/origins/madame.html>
- Brambilla, Patricia. Construire. 1999. 31 Jan 2000 <http://www.construire.com/SOMMAIRE/9906/06cult2.htm>
- Choi, Andrew. Synopsis. 1996. 10 Feb 2000 <http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/2403/lmsynopsis.html>
- Citron, Stephen. The Musical from the Inside Out. Chicago: Ivan R. Dee, 1992.
- Dixon, Paul. Miss Saigon. 1998. 10 Feb 2000 <http://www.albemarle-london.com/saigon.html>
- Flinn, Denny Martin. Musical! A Grand Tour. New York: Schirmer, 1997.
- Il se passe quelque chose à Monopolis. 9 Feb 2000 <http://www.multimania/younig/ilsepass.htm>
- Lee, Anthony Patrick. Starmania Historique. 1996. 9 Feb 2000 <http://www.sirius.com/~alee/s/starchro.htm>
- Lee, Rob. The Barricade on the Rue de la Chanvrerie: A Tribute to Les Misérables. 1999. 10 Feb 2000 <http://www.users.cloud9.net/~rlee/lesmis/>
- Martin Guerre. 10 Feb 2000. 2:00 PM. Dir. Conall Morrison. Perf. Hugh Panaro, Stephen R. Buntrock, Erin Dilly, Jose Llana, and John Herrera. 5th Ave Theatre, 1999.
- Les Misérables: The Complete Symphonic Recording. CD-ROM. London: EuroArts, 1997.
- Luc Plamondon. 10 Feb 2000 <http://www.sacd.fr/bio_plamondon.htm>
- Notre Dame de Paris - Synopsis. 1999. 16 Feb 2000. <http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Stage/9590/Nd_synopsis_uk.html
- Plamondon, Luc, and Richard Cocciante. Notre Dame de Paris. Pantin: Publiphotoffset, 1998.
- Rice, Tim. Tycoon: Version anglaise de Starmania. 1992. 9 Feb 2000 <http://www.sirius.com/~alee/s/startyc.htm>
- Starmania. 1999. 9 Feb 2000. <http://www.canadiantheatre.com/s/starmania.html>
- Starmania: L'histoiremania. 1994. 9 Feb 2000. <http://www.sirius.com/~alee/s/starhist.htm>
- Story. 10 Feb 2000. <http://www.miss-saigon.com/musical/story/>
- Taylor, Steven A. La Revolution Francaise. 1996. 9 Feb 2000 <http://nomad.users.netlink.co.uk/rev.htm>
- Valentine, Roger. Starmania - the plot. 9 Feb 2000 <http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/2446/startext.htm>
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Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Musical Clickbait
I am not a fan of clickbait. Sometimes you have to find humor in these things. Here are a few musicals explained with clickbait...
Expectant mother drinks green potion. What happens next will blow your mind!
Aspiring Knight dreams an impossible dream. You won't believe what he thinks he can fight with a sword and a shaving basin he thinks is a helmet! My countenance is WOEFUL!
BAT CHILD FOUND IN CAVE (Oh wait...)
Barber uses this simple trick to REVOLUTIONIZE the neighboring meat pie business!
He tries to separate his good and evil natures. The result? I'm SHOCKED!!
Starved orphan sold to a funeral home after he asks for more food. You won't believe what happens after he escapes!
She meets him at an earthquake benefit concert. Their romance inspires a nation and disgusts an Argentine-Cuban Marxist revolutionary. See how the money rolls in and out. I'm CRYING for her!
Determined police officer doggedly pursues thief across two decades. What happens when they meet will SHOCK you!
Dragon prepares to bake her famous savory donkey pot pie. I'm TREMBLING! Flattery really does save lives!
[clickbait headline of show]
Voyage ends in tragedy as frozen dihydrogen monoxide sinks ship! AVOID DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!
Dreams come true! Disgraced Egyptian slave saves nation. You won't believe who else he saves!
He secretly slips some acrimonium in her drink. Boy oh boy, that full disclosure is strange!
How far will a younger brother go to ensure that his sister continues to torture him? I'm SHOCKED!!
Bohemian beauty steals the hearts of a hypocritical priest, an engaged archer, and a deaf one-eyed lame bellringer. I'm IN TEARS!!
Bookish oddball falls in love with horned creature. You'll be SHOCKED what happens when she declares her love!
This girl lost her parents and her ayah in a cholera epidemic in India and is being shipped back to Yorkshire to live with her widowed and grieving uncle. Her cousin has been bedridden ALL HIS LIFE and lives in fear of becoming a hunchback. 1 Like = 1 Prayer
Lord Farquaad's heritage called into question. Spread this ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!
Boy under the control of an evil supercomputer uses this simple trick to break out!
He dreamed of soaring like an eagle on the big screen in Bollywood. What happened on the journey home will shock you!
SCANDAL!! Apprentice blames rash of DEATHS on one of the plants in his shop!
New Chairman of the Board credits obscure thrift shop book for his meteoric rise to the top. Mr. President, watch out! See page 5 for the juicy details of his upcoming wedding to his secretary.
Greek wine god takes servant on quest down the River Styx. You'll CROAK when you find out who he meets on the way and who he brings back!
Martha Stewart HATES him! Aspiring playwright pens a culinary musical.
You WON'T BELIEVE where Conrad Birdie is going next, and you'll be SHOCKED about his one last kiss before he leaves! We're CRYING!
OMG, you guys! If there ever was a perfect couple, THIS ONE qualifies!
SCANDAL!! Jilted bathing beauty MURDERS diva!
You won't believe what this hobbit did with his priceless ring!
Gangster threatens to KILL his girlfriend, a bar singer. You WON'T BELIEVE where the police hide her, or what she does to the place!
What this Greek demigod was accused of stealing will literally SHOCK you!
Forbidden love between an Egyptian prince and a Nubian princess, and we just CAN'T EVEN!!
Have you heard? There's a rumor in St. Petersburg!
Diva breaks silence on upstart managers, being cast out of opera, and the unsuitability of her replacement
Exclusive! Who is the real Christine Daaé? Get all the details from opera insider Carlotta Giudicelli! Prepare to be shocked! Does Ms. Daaé owe her so-called talent to a mysterious "Opera Ghost", or is it just her rich lover, the Opera's new patron?
Monday, June 12, 2017
Escape Adulthood Summit 2017
The day started yesterday evening when I caught the airport shuttle, and then a red eye flight out of Seattle bound for Minneapolis. The Minneapolis airport is quite large, so I got quite the workout walking to my connecting flight to Madison, Wisconsin. Upon arrival in Madison, I was picked up by Dan, a new friend who, like me, showed interest in sharing a hotel room. Since I arrived several hours before the summit was set to start, we drove around Madison. I got to see the Wisconsin Capitol building, which is spectacular, and we stopped at the lake, where I got some pictures. We walked out on a dock, and I commented that the dock rocked! Literally!
We then proceeded to the nearby town of Poynette, where the conference is being held. Still early, we drove around the area and saw some buffalos grazing, and we passed a pleasant farm. We then went to the conference location, but they weren't ready to let us in yet, so Kim sent us on an errand to get some whimsical flowers and come back closer to the starting time. We found a nearby country store that advertised selling asparagus and flowers.
Once we explained what we needed, the helpful lady who owned the shop proceeded to arrange a bouquet. Once we had paid for it, they invited us to sit down and chat. Country life is slower and friendlier than I'm used to in Seattle. The lady who helped us was at the table with a couple elderly women, and they asked what we did, and told us a bit about themselves. One of the older women told us about how her husband was a pilot and flew a two-seater aircraft. They flew that plane up and down the coast, around the US, and then proceeded to fly around the world, mainly stopping to refuel and rest. She mentioned stopping in Adelaide, Australia, where they have opal mines. She was wearing an opal ring that they got there. They had a landing strip on their farm in Wisconsin, and after her husband passed away, she donated the plane to Wings of Hope. She feels her husband would have approved. I'm probably not doing the story justice, but it was fascinating, and I appreciated her sharing her story. We were probably at the store for an hour or two, chatting most of the time. By the time we left, it was closer to the starting time.
When we got back to the farm where the conference is held, we had fun playing with bubbles while we waited for the doors to open.
The conference started out with lunch. They had enlisted the services of two food trucks, and there was also lemonade and other drinks. I selected the food truck with tater tots covered in a variety of different toppings. Mine were poutine tots. They were delicious, though Mia, a Canadian fellow attendee, took one look at them and informed me they were not authentic (I asked).
As we entered, there were personalized goody bags on the table by the door, which included everyone's nametag (which is how the bags were labeled) and a bunch of supplies for the summit. There were little Lego people, t-shirts, a small notebook, some of those pens we had when we were little that have something like 15 colors in one pen, and more.
As the talks began, I made a point of writing every line of my notes in a different color. I felt at first this was a fun childlike way of writing notes. As the summit went on, I realized the choice of colors was getting harder, and rather than childlike, it was becoming symptomatic of adultitis, as I started missing things due to the choice of color taking place in my head. Lesson: Trying too hard to be childlike can be a symptom of adultitis.
The theme for this summit was: "EVERY DAY IS AN ADVENTURE"
Jason quoted Helen Keller: "Life is either a grand adventure or nothing." He pointed out that we often don't do something because we're afraid it won't work. Instead, we should ask ourselves, "What if it does work?"
From my notes:
The best adventures follow no maps.They suggested shouting things like "You rock!" out your window at passersby. We need to hoard memories rather than things. We need to be more ridiculous.
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
What is one thing I can do to make this a little better?
Live like someone left the tank open. (This was inspired by an octopus who escaped its tank.)
"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in the bud became more painful than the risk it took to bloom." - Anaïs Nin
"This is not rocket surgery here."
Jason recommended tinker projects, which he has started doing. (He explains that in the link better than I could.)
Instead of saying "Here goes nothing" when trying something out, we should say, "Here goes something!"
For one of our activities, we made ugly cakes. We were given pre-made cakes with frosting and all kinds of random items to put on them. Each table formed a team, and we were to be as creative as possible. Our team's cake was "New York Zombie Apocalypse" (or something to that effect). We ripped the cake into several pieces and built structures on it. There were zombies involved. There was even a zombie penguin. It was pretty impressive, if I do say so myself!
Before dinner, we broke into teams and did improv games with an improv troupe from Wisconsin called Mojo Dojo. They were impressed with our improv chops, and we had a great deal of fun. After dinner, they did a show.
The weather was stormy off and on. At times it was sunny, and at other times, the clouds rolled in, the rain dumped, and they had some seriously epic lightning strikes. I was wishing I was fast enough with a camera to get pictures!
To be continued...
Sunday, June 4, 2017
Kathy Griffin's Faux Pas
All sides have good points.
No matter how much you hate a person, pretending to behead them the way Kathy Griffin did is a horrible, shameful deed, even if you have no intention to actually physically harm them.
A normal citizen who did that would be in prison, but it seems that rich, popular comedians only get their shows cancelled (rightly so).
Barron Trump is 11. Under no circumstances is it OK that he was led to believe, however briefly, that his father was brutally murdered. Nor is it OK for us to criticize Trump for defending his son.
It is just as horrible that Sasha and Malia Obama had to deal with seeing people hang their father in effigy, burn images of him, and otherwise commit the exact crime against Obama that Griffin committed against Trump. Since the Obama effigies didn't go as viral, I don't know if they were fooled as Barron was.
I think this has gotten more press than the Obama effigies because Griffin is higher profile than the Obama effigy-ers, and it looks more realistic.
I think it would help if Barron and Melania move to the White House as soon as possible so Barron will not be so easily fooled, having his father right there.
Kathy Griffin apologized. Many of the people calling for us to forgive her are the same people who call for the heads of people who do similar things to liberals, long after they apologize.
Kathy Griffin only apologized after being pressured to do so. However, I do believe we need to move on, and we do need to allow her some reprieve. It's more than she deserves, but every one of us has made horrible mistakes that we regret. Yes, she needs our forgiveness.
The Trump family has been deeply traumatized by this. Yet they have been called bullies for responding as any family would when threatened by a realistic-looking effigy. Griffin's act was one of the worst examples of bullying I have ever seen in my life. Calling the Trumps bullies for this is victim shaming at its finest. They have done enough actual bullying without criticizing them for their reaction that was probably much calmer than most families faced with this kind of brutal attack.
I have seen reports that Griffin has received death threats. This is even worse than what she did. I find the increase of death threats on social media in recent years to be a deeply disturbing trend that needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. It is never OK to threaten to kill someone, to tell them to commit suicide, or in any other way wish death on them. Even as a joke.
It is never OK to be glad of another person's misfortune. We must not rejoice that the Trumps have been traumatized and scarred, and we must not rejoice that Kathy Griffin lost her job.
Both Trump and Griffin are human. Both have done horrible, grievous things. Both are bullies. We need to hold them to high standards, but we also need to extend grace to both. Those of us who pray need to do so earnestly for both of them.
We must move on and let both sides heal. I was traumatized seeing that picture, and I don't even like Trump. I hope this is a wake up call to everyone that we need to be civil to each other.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
False Musical Plots
Wicked
About a bunch of candles that have just had their wicks installed. They have been wicked.
The Phantom of the Opera
The sad tale of Banquo's ghost in an opera version of the Scottish Play
Titanic
Inspired by Big, but he gets much, MUUUCCHHHH bigger!
Rent
About a rip in time and space... It is rent in twain!
Sister Act
A remake of White Christmas, focusing on the Haynes Sisters
Beauty and the Beast
A mysterious deformed creature haunts an opera house and trains a beautiful diva to sing
A Very Potter Musical
The Brady Bunch learns to make pots
Something Rotten
A musical about cleaning out the fridge at work
Cats
All the actors completely ignore the director, drawing a metaphorical parallel to herding cats
Hamilton
People get ill from eating a ton of ham
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
About a factory that churns out merchandise for the hit band "Charlie and the Chocolate"
Shrek
About a failed attempt at turning Star Trek into a musical. It was named with a mouth full of food. The person tried to say "Star Trek", but it came out all garbled.
The Buddy Holly Story
Two holly bushes become best friends
Once on This Island
Captain Jack Sparrow remembers the last time he was left marooned on this island. There was more rum at the time.
Elf
An elf moves to the Shire and revolutionizes the hobbits' gardens, songs and culture
Pippin
The Lord of the Rings from Peregrin Took's perspective
Young Frankenstein
A teenager learns honesty while drinking from a stein
Miss Saigon
Someone moves across the world from Vietnam and feels homesick. They really miss Saigon!
Aladdin
A boy is stuck in something, but what is the lad in? You don't find out until the end.
Urinetown
Where you are once you get downtown: you're in town.
Evita
A Spanish musical about avoidance
Sunset Boulevard
A musical about a road that is stuck in a time loop at sunset
Mamma Mia!
Super Mario Bros, the Musical!
The Drowsy Chaperone
An elementary field trip goes wrong when the overworked and underpaid parent who comes along falls asleep
Spamalot
The ultimate war against junk mail. Canned meat gets thrown across the stage.
The Civil War
A polite disagreement among gentlemen
Man of La Mancha
A Spanish man applies to Starbucks and specializes in making macchiatos. (Mancha and macchiato literally mean "stain" in Spanish and Italian, respectively.)
The Wizard of Oz
After an exemplary career at Hogwarts, the potions master retires to sell potions by the ounce.
Ragtime
That time of the day when things get so dirty that simple tissues won't do.
Into the Woods
A sequel of Legally Blonde, where the main character is a huge fan of Elle Woods
Camelot
Set in the desert, where there are lots and lots of camels
My Fair Lady
The sad tale of Sansa Stark and her ill-fated direwolf
Bat Boy
In an attempt to sound cooler and more menacing, Robin rebrands himself
The King & I
The life and times of Priscilla Presley
State Fair
Iowa is rated as simply fair. Not great, not horrible, just fair.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Josh Groban's dog must be exorcised when he starts biting off people's hair
Hairspray
A mad scientist invents an aerosol can that sprays hair everywhere.
Matilda
The sad tale of an Australian swagman who stole a jumbuck and jumped in a billabong rather than be arrested. It involves a fair amount of waltzing.
The Slipper and the Rose
"Rose Tyler, I - "
Chicago
The entire cast gets blown across the stage by a strong wind
Carousel
Travelers at the airport are constantly losing their baggage because the baggage claim carousel isn't working right
Labyrinth
The third task of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, extended into a full length musical
Oliver!
An amateur gardener calls in the professionals to groom his olive tree
The Scarlet Pimpernel
A star-crossed lover picks the perfect red flower for his beloved girlfriend
Love Never Dies
An appropriately-named musical in which the lovers truly love each other, are utterly faithful to each other, and they both survive. In fact, they are vampires, so they are immortal.
Annie Get Your Gun
Annie must take extreme measures to protect herself from the ongoing threat of Miss Hannigan, Rooster, and their devious schemes to find Easy Street
Mame
About a serial murderer who can't spell right
Annie
All about Annie Oakley and her sharpshooting skills
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
A futuristic story of an innovative young lad who invents a coat that can project movies
Hello Dolly!
Dolly keeps missing the painfully obvious. I mean, hello!!
Groundhog Day
Old Ivy finally defeats the Chipmunks, and the mayor declares a holiday to celebrate. J. Pierrepont Finch gives a speech (sung, of course) at the ceremony.
Addams Family
Belle meets her future in-laws
Jersey Boys
A group of football players campaigns to replace their old outdated jerseys
The Falsettos
The show must go on, despite all the sopranos and altos having various unavoidable conflicts to the choral concert. The tenors and basses must cover for them.
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Musicals Minus a Letter
Lord of the Rigs
A hobbit trucker must take a semi to Mount Doom and destroy it (kind of a "Lord of the Rings meets Mad Max")
The Irate Queen
The Queen is not amused.
Unset Boulevard
An aging and crazed star of yesteryear must now remove the dishes, silverware and napkins that she carefully arranged on the street. Quick before that Cadillac drives over them! It does not end well for the driver of the Cadillac.
Little Hop of Horrors
Crazed bunnies resolve to "eat Cleveland and Des Moines and Peoria and..."
Spiderman: Turn of the Dark
The Dark Side takes a whole new form, turning to new forms of evil.
Vita
The first lady of Argentina celebrates life.
The Pantom of the Opera
An opera singer goes mute and must now mime their part.
The Hunchback of Note Dame
A hunchback gets dating advice and must take notes.
Le Mis
One person is very miserable.
Ear Evan Hansen
Evan gets an ear transplant.
Hailton
In a massive hailstorm, a whole ton of hail falls.
Beauty and the East
A beautiful maiden encounters ugliness and love out east.
Beauty and the Beat
Belle plays the drums.
The Little Mermad
Ariel is not amused.
Newses
Gollum joins the media and brings the newses to all those nasty hobbitses.
Ragtim
Tim has fallen on hard times.
Hell Dolly
Dolly is not amused.
Finding NeverLAN
The epic search for that place where there are no computer networks.
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Tying
You can win or lose, but a tie is not an option.
Ciderella
A rags to riches story of a young maiden who loves apple cider and meets a prince
Gus and Dolls
The theatre cat finds a new hobby in his retirement.
Bye Bye Birde
Everyone says good bye to their favorite bird before it flies south for the winter.
A Yea with Frog and Toad
Frog and Toad win the election.
The Music Ma
A proud mother helps her musical child to greatness.
The Iz
The life story of Israel Kamakawaiwo'ole.
Alexander's Ragtime Ban
A prohibition tale of when dancing was not allowed.
Ida
Mrs. Strauss travels back in time and meets an Egyptian prince. It does not end well for either of them, but "the gods love Titanic."
Into the Wood
Villagers band together to enter a tree.
A Very Otter Musical
Hermione's patronus learns to sing.
He-Man of La Mancha
A very macho man takes on the pesky windmills.
The Black Rook
The epic tale of a chess piece's quest to checkmate the enemy.
Catch Me if Yo Can
A hip hop musical about a rapper's escape from justice.
Mamma Mi
A mother is very excited about the third note on the solfege scale.
Reamgirls
A group of girls finds stardom with the help of reams and reams of paper.
[tile of show]
About someone who lays tile.
[title of sow]
A pig goes from Ma'am to Mrs. to AA to BA to Doctor.
High School Música
A boy and girl meet at a fiesta in Cancún and find out they go to the same school in Oaxaca.
Ten Beach Movie
Like A Tale of Two Cities, but on ten beaches instead.
Little Omen
Starts with an ominous warning and goes on to tell the sinister story of four sisters.
Rankenstein
A mad scientist brings a dead man back to life using spare body parts and electricity, but things go south quickly when the creature's foul, rank odor withers grass, causes trees to fall over, and local animals to keel over dead.
The Fros
Dionysus and his servant Xanthius encounter a sinister group of hippies with frizzy hair while questing to bring back a decent playwright.
Hrek
Gesundheit!
You're a Good Man, Harlie Brown
The Peanuts gang learns to ride motorcycles.
Sow Boat
A boat sails up the Mississippi carrying a load of pigs.
Show Boa
The pigs on aforementioned bot got eaten by a snake.
Spamalt
A new concept introducing a malt shop at the local spa.
The Kin and I
Anna visits her family.
If/Hen
An iffy tale of chickens.
Flower Rum Song
Captain Jack Sparrow had a bit too much to drink.
A Christmas Tory
The family Christmas party gets a little too political.
Big Ish
It's kinda big, but not huge.
10 in the Shade
The dry winter when the Snowmaker visited.
The Secret Arden
About a town in Ontario that very few people know about.
Samalot
About a gallant knight named Sam.
School of RCK
An Algerian soccer team trains its players.
Fiddler on the Roo
A joey learns to play the violin.
Bombay Reams
An aspiring Bollywood star struggles through reams of paperwork to reach his dream.
Ale of Two Cities
London and Paris compete for the best brew.
Wet Side Story
It's raining in New York.
A Christmas Carl
An updated version of the classic tale, in which Carl Scrooge is visited by three hosts.
Airspray
A popular teenage show decides to promote compressed air. Everyone's electronics are cleaned.
Hairspay
A very hairy puppy visits the vet.
Wes Side Story
Wes joins the Jets.
One on this Island
The epic search for palm trees on islands.
Dr. Horrible's Singalong Bog
Dr. Horrible goes on a quest through marshy flea-infested bogs to reach the secret lair of the Evil League of Evil, singing the whole time.
Sunday, March 19, 2017
Beauty and the Beast
The animated version of Beauty and the Beast came out in 1991. I saw it first on video, and it quickly became one of my favorite Disney movies. It was Disney's first musical to be converted to a Broadway format, and I further fell in love with the tweaks to the plot and the additional songs. So I was especially excited when I found out that they were making a movie live action remake of it.
I am happy to report that the new version is every bit as amazing as the original Disney movie, even making the occasional reference to Jean Cocteau's 1946 movie:
The new movie also answered plenty of questions that the 1991 version raised. I was wondering about some of them, and others hadn't occurred to me:
- What happened to Belle's mother?
- Why did Maurice and Belle move to "this poor provincial town"?
- What is the name of this poor provincial town?
- Where did they live prior to that?
- Does Belle invent anything?
- Does Gaston have any other reasons for wanting Belle, aside from her beauty?
- Is LeFou the least bit concerned about Gaston's villainy?
- Did any villagers besides Belle object to Gaston's war march against the Beast?
- What was Gaston's occupation prior to the events of our story?
- Were ALL of the Prince's servants turned into objects?
- Was everyone in the castle at the time of the spell either the Prince or one of his servants?
- What was the dog's name (who was turned into a footstool)? Who were her owners?
- What happened to Mr. Potts?
- How did the Prince get so cruel that the enchantress has to take such extreme measures to teach him a lesson?
- What about the Prince's parents?
- What happens to the enchantress after she casts the spell?
- How does Belle get the heavy Beast onto Philippe after he's been wounded by the wolves?
- Why do the Beast's servants care so much for him? Do they blame themselves at all for the Beast's condition?
- Are all of the books in the Beast's library in English (or French)?
- How does a moment last forever?
- What is Cogsworth's first name?
- Does M. D'Arque have children? (This is not actually answered.)
- Was Gandalf ever transformed into a clock?
- Did Gandalf ever meet Hermione Granger?
- Did Obi-Wan enlighten anyone who didn't have "Skywalker" in their name? (Pun intended)
- For that matter, did Obi-Wan ever meet Hermione Granger?
- How does it look to have a snowball, dishes, rubble, mud, rubble and a falling villain thrown at you? (This is answered in the 3D version.)
- Could there be more to the poor than meets the eye? Maybe they deserve more respect than we often give them? Are they sometimes the best of us?
- Is everyone's hero necessarily heroic? What happens when our heroes disappoint us?
- Both the Prince and Gaston start out as spoiled, selfish and unkind. How can their repentance or lack thereof inspire us to become kinder and unselfish?
- What happens when the theater is almost empty because most people think there's nothing left to see, and Josh Groban starts singing your big brother's favorite song in the movie, and said big brother likes to sing, and is sitting next to you? (Hint: Josh Groban is suddenly a background singer.)