- This will blow your mind
- What happened next?
- I gasped.
- I'm SPEECHLESS
- actually, almost anything in ALL CAPS
- Lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Shocking
- Spread this absolutely everywhere!
- vague comments like "he said THIS" or "THIS happened"
- using pronouns rather than specifying the person
- Like if...
- Share if...
- Retweet/Re-post/Reblog if...
- One like/share = one prayer
- Like = ________, Comment =_______, Share = ________
- Like to show respect
- anything that tries to guilt me into clicking, liking or sharing
- Jesus says that if you deny me before men, I will deny you before God
- anything implying I am heartless if I don't click, like, comment or share
- Share this in 30 seconds or something terrible will happen
- Sadly, only 12% will share this. It should be 100%.
- anything that definitively predicts the public's reaction to this post, stating specific percentages
- This weird trick
- #25 made me react strongly (fall over laughing, pee my pants, throw something out the window, etc.)
- Excessive foul language
- Bad grammar or spelling
- anything that counts the number of words someone used to make their point
- Watch this person SHUT DOWN their political opponent
- This person sent their political opponent packing, or did anything else to defeat them (the article or video in question is often about someone making a comment that expressed disagreement, but in no way sent anyone packing, and is sometimes not even true)
- Is there room for me on your wall? (accompanied by a picture of Jesus)
If I do click on your link, the following might cause me to leave the page quickly:
- Constantly having to click "next"
- Excessive ads, especially if I can't scroll without accidentally clicking on one
- Deceptive ads that have arrows that look like a "next" button
- Ads that completely cover the screen, blocking what I'm trying to read
- Ads with videos that auto play
- Music on your web page that auto plays (even if there are no ads)
- Pages that force me to watch a video (usually an ad) before allowing me to progress to what is on the page
Note: I have nothing against ads, per se (after all, I have ads on this blog), but I do have a problem with people abusing them.
