I am not a fan of clickbait. Sometimes you have to find humor in these things. Here are a few musicals explained with clickbait...
Expectant mother drinks green potion. What happens next will blow your mind!
Aspiring Knight dreams an impossible dream. You won't believe what he thinks he can fight with a sword and a shaving basin he thinks is a helmet! My countenance is WOEFUL!
BAT CHILD FOUND IN CAVE (Oh wait...)
Barber uses this simple trick to REVOLUTIONIZE the neighboring meat pie business!
He tries to separate his good and evil natures. The result? I'm SHOCKED!!
Starved orphan sold to a funeral home after he asks for more food. You won't believe what happens after he escapes!
She meets him at an earthquake benefit concert. Their romance inspires a nation and disgusts an Argentine-Cuban Marxist revolutionary. See how the money rolls in and out. I'm CRYING for her!
Determined police officer doggedly pursues thief across two decades. What happens when they meet will SHOCK you!
Dragon prepares to bake her famous savory donkey pot pie. I'm TREMBLING! Flattery really does save lives!
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Voyage ends in tragedy as frozen dihydrogen monoxide sinks ship! AVOID DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!
Dreams come true! Disgraced Egyptian slave saves nation. You won't believe who else he saves!
He secretly slips some acrimonium in her drink. Boy oh boy, that full disclosure is strange!
How far will a younger brother go to ensure that his sister continues to torture him? I'm SHOCKED!!
Bohemian beauty steals the hearts of a hypocritical priest, an engaged archer, and a deaf one-eyed lame bellringer. I'm IN TEARS!!
Bookish oddball falls in love with horned creature. You'll be SHOCKED what happens when she declares her love!
This girl lost her parents and her ayah in a cholera epidemic in India and is being shipped back to Yorkshire to live with her widowed and grieving uncle. Her cousin has been bedridden ALL HIS LIFE and lives in fear of becoming a hunchback. 1 Like = 1 Prayer
Lord Farquaad's heritage called into question. Spread this ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!
Boy under the control of an evil supercomputer uses this simple trick to break out!
He dreamed of soaring like an eagle on the big screen in Bollywood. What happened on the journey home will shock you!
SCANDAL!! Apprentice blames rash of DEATHS on one of the plants in his shop!
New Chairman of the Board credits obscure thrift shop book for his meteoric rise to the top. Mr. President, watch out! See page 5 for the juicy details of his upcoming wedding to his secretary.
Greek wine god takes servant on quest down the River Styx. You'll CROAK when you find out who he meets on the way and who he brings back!
Martha Stewart HATES him! Aspiring playwright pens a culinary musical.
You WON'T BELIEVE where Conrad Birdie is going next, and you'll be SHOCKED about his one last kiss before he leaves! We're CRYING!
OMG, you guys! If there ever was a perfect couple, THIS ONE qualifies!
SCANDAL!! Jilted bathing beauty MURDERS diva!
You won't believe what this hobbit did with his priceless ring!
Gangster threatens to KILL his girlfriend, a bar singer. You WON'T BELIEVE where the police hide her, or what she does to the place!
What this Greek demigod was accused of stealing will literally SHOCK you!
Forbidden love between an Egyptian prince and a Nubian princess, and we just CAN'T EVEN!!
Have you heard? There's a rumor in St. Petersburg!
Diva breaks silence on upstart managers, being cast out of opera, and the unsuitability of her replacement
Exclusive! Who is the real Christine Daaé? Get all the details from opera insider Carlotta Giudicelli! Prepare to be shocked! Does Ms. Daaé owe her so-called talent to a mysterious "Opera Ghost", or is it just her rich lover, the Opera's new patron?
