Steven's Stories

Have you ever wished you could lobby for a new law of nature? Not just a legal law that can be broken, but a natural law that is impossible...

I've heard several people cite the following verses to say we shouldn't be criticizing Trump: Romans 13:1-2 Let every person b...

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me." He was separated at birth from his sister, who he didn't even know he had, and ra...

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." He watched his protégé and best friend, who...

"When 930 years old you reach, be as good you will not." He has lived his very long life as a small being. He grew up green, ...

Supreme Leader Snoke has been the subject of numerous wild theories regarding his identity. Some believe he is Darth Plagueis, the infamous ...

I wrote most of these back in June of this year and posted them as Facebook statuses. I now present them in blog form. I even memed a few an...

Public Service Announcement: The following words and phrases may actually make me LESS likely to click on your link: This will blow your ...

Following is the eulogy I wrote for my uncle Tom, who passed away of a heart attack last month. His sisters and my aunt helped me with some ...

Following is the eulogy I read at my grandpa's memorial service on Saturday, May 23, 2015 at United Evangelical Free Church in Seattle. ...