Steven's Stories

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me." He was separated at birth from his sister, who he didn't even know he had, and ra...

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." He watched his protégé and best friend, who...

"When 930 years old you reach, be as good you will not." He has lived his very long life as a small being. He grew up green, ...

Supreme Leader Snoke has been the subject of numerous wild theories regarding his identity. Some believe he is Darth Plagueis, the infamous ...

I wrote most of these back in June of this year and posted them as Facebook statuses. I now present them in blog form. I even memed a few an...

Public Service Announcement: The following words and phrases may actually make me LESS likely to click on your link: This will blow your ...

Following is the eulogy I wrote for my uncle Tom, who passed away of a heart attack last month. His sisters and my aunt helped me with some ...

Following is the eulogy I read at my grandpa's memorial service on Saturday, May 23, 2015 at United Evangelical Free Church in Seattle. ...

My grandpa passed away on Saturday, May 9. I wrote the following a week later on May 16. Grief is a funny thing. I sat with my family at my...

It was 1991. We had just gotten back to the US from the Philippines, with plans to return in a year. In previous furloughs, we had lived on ...